Saturday, December 1, 2007

American Thinking (Humor)

Man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A american reporter was seeing all this. He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline will be
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG"

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".
Reporter " OK.Then the headline will be
"US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG"

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read .... .... .... .... ....
.... ........ .... .... ....
.... .... .... .... ....
"TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG"

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