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சில்வர் க்ளாசில் தண்ணி அடிக்கலாம், கண்ணாடி க்ளாசில் தண்ணி அடிக்கலாம் ஆனால் கூலிங் க்ளாசில் தண்ணி அடிக்க முடியுமா?
இப்படிக்கு
"புல் மப்பில் யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்"
(உறுபினர்கள் வரவேற்க படுகிறார்கள்)

2008 கைபேசி உபயோகிப்போர் ராசி பலன்
1.சிக்னல் கிடைக்காமல் லோ லோனு அலையும் aircel ராசிகாரர்களே 10 RS டாப் அப் இருந்தால் ஒரு வெட்டி பந்தா காண்பீர்கள்

2.பேனர் வைத்தே ஊரை ஏமாற்றும் airtel ராசிகாரர்களே இந்த வருடம் இரட்டை வேலிடிடிக்கு ஆசை பட்டு ஒரு அழைப்புக்கு 2 ரூபாய் தண்டமாக செலவு செய்வீர்கள்

3.போன் பேசாமலே பில் கட்டும் BSNL ராசிகாரர்களே, மிஸ்ஸுடு கால் கொடுத்தே பிறரின் வயிற்றெரிச்சலுக்கு ஆளாவீர்கள்

4.நாயை காட்டி பொழப்பு நடத்தும் VODAFONE ராசிகாரர்களே, விளம்பரம் பார்த்து நிறைய குறுந்தகவல் அனுப்பியே காசை கரியாக்குவீர்கள்.

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Good Questions and Great Answers!

Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who saved your life once. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. * You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to! pay him back. * However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams." Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"

Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, and then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea" He got selected. You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before. (Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet) Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet) Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Question 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?

People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], and Lanka etc... But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u has kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....

40 Funny Quotes and Thoughts

" Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."
"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."

"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! "

"I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier."

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "

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